butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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