I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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