dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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