Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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