glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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