I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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