I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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