what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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