Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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