is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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