I'm lost and stupid without you.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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