So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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