i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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