the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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