Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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