Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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