Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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