Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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