I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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