I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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