FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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