Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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