everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
