This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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