I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm always down for nudity.
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