Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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