party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize