But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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