Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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