We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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