I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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