D3 body, D1 cock
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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