I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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