Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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