R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
They are going to name an STD after you.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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