The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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