Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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