she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm both gender and math confused
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