Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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