She went from zero to smokin in five shots
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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