kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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