he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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