We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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