Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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