tell your sister to shave her snatch
she looked like the before picture.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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