Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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