yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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