Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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