Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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