is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
