I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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