he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
