I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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