I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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