Three words: puerto rican gang bang
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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